From Harper's BAZAAR
Cardi B, self-proclaimed "regular, degular, schmegular girl from the Bronx," touched down at Milan Fashion Week this weekend to attend Dolce & Gabbana's Spring 2019 show. For the occasion, the rapper channeled a fellow New York native-The Nanny's Fran Drescher-in a head-to-toe animal print look.
"Fran Drescher in Dolce & Gabbana," Cardi wrote on Instagram alongside a photo of her entering the show. Wearing more animal print than we thought humanly possible, she donned a tiger print trench, leopard pussy bow blouse, over-the-knee leopard boots, and furry D+G glasses to top off the look.
For reference, she did our favorite nanny from Flushing, Queens justice in the full-on animal print ensemble:
What was even better than Cardi's amazing Dolce & Gabbana look, however, was her commentary to go with it.
Behold, a transcription of the greatest Fashion Week critique of all time, by Cardi B:
"Get into these motherf*cking glasses, b*tch! These glasses right here? The fur? They got my face SUPER warm, like if I got a North Face-winter certified. Dolce & Gabbana want all my schmoney! Man, these Italians got me f*cked up, giving me champagne in the afternoon, they must not know that I'm light. What's good b*tch? We out here in Milan, drinking sparkling water, eating some spaghettis (insert evil laughter)....b*tch!!!"
Consider this our official petition to have Cardi review all the Fashion Month shows moving forward.
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